Toddler Rules

It seems like I don't have much to blog about lately, I dunno why, we've been plenty busy I guess I just haven't been in the blogging mood! Things are going good with us, hopefully only 3 weeks left till we have a new baby in our house, Kallie and Kennadee's birthdays are coming up in February also,next month will be bringing us a lot of blogging things but anyway...I saw this on someone's blog and just thought it was cute and oh so true!!
TODDLER RULES.
If it is on, I must turn it off.

If it is off, I must turn it on.

If it is folded, I must unfold it.

If it is a liquid, it must be shaken, then spilled.

If it is solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared.

If it is high, it must be reached.

If it is shelved, it must be removed.

If it is pointed, it must be run with at top speed .

If it has leaves, they must be picked.

If it is plugged, it must be unplugged.

If it is not trash, it must be thrown away.

If it is in the trash, it must be removed, inspected, and thrown on the floor .

If it is closed, it must be opened.

If it does not open, it must be screamed at.

If it has drawers, they must be rifled.

If it is a pencil, it must write on the refrigerator, monitor, or table .

If it is full, it will be more interesting emptied.

If it is empty, it will be more interesting full.

If it is a pile of dirt, it must be laid upon.

If it is stroller, it must under no circumstances be ridden in without protest. It must be pushed by me instead.

If it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon.

If Mommy's hands are full, I must be carried.

If Mommy is in a hurry and wants to carry me, I must walk alone.

If it is paper, it must be torn.

If it has buttons, they must be pressed.

If the volume is low, it must go high.

If it is toilet paper, it must be unrolled on the floor .

If it is a drawer, it must be pulled open.

If it is a tooth brush, it must be inserted into my mouth.

If it has a faucet, it must be turned on at full force.

If it is a phone , I must talk to it.

If it is a bug, it must be swallowed.

If it doesn't stay on my spoon, it must be dropped on the floor.

If it is not food, it must be tasted.

If it IS food, it must not be tasted.

If it is dry, it must be made wet with drool , milk, or toile t water .

If it is a car seat, it must be protested with arched back.

If it is Mommy, it must be hugged.

Isn't it funny how the MOST annoying toys can hold their battery power for years on end but the minute you need something important it is always low or has dead batteries?

Christmas

I figured I better get around to posting some pictures of Christmas this year, I've been too lazy to do anything! Christmas was a lot of fun this year, we stayed home and my parents came down and my little brother drove from California! The girls both made a haul and had so much fun!! Here are some pictures of our day! These pictures are in no particular order

Huge barbie that Kallie got .I keep mistaking it for a kid

Grandma and Grandpa Allred got the girls a trampoline for indoors....maybe they'll stop jumping on their beds!

Kennadee opening some markers! They both got matching leotards from grandma, they will not take them off! I wash them probably everyother day, they love them and it's hard to get them to take them off

Kallie in her leotard
more barbie stuff...imagine that

showing off more barbie stuff

this is a quilt that my mom made for the girls, it's a princess quilt and it so dang cute!!

dancing with her new barbies

Kallie got a carriage that holds barbies

havin fun with the barbies

more barbies

the girls also got a huge Barbie Diamond Castle from Grandma and Grandpa Owens, They made a haul with all their barbie stuff!