It seems like I don't have much to blog about lately, I dunno why, we've been plenty busy I guess I just haven't been in the blogging mood! Things are going good with us, hopefully only 3 weeks left till we have a new baby in our house, Kallie and Kennadee's birthdays are coming up in February also,next month will be bringing us a lot of blogging things but anyway...I saw this on someone's blog and just thought it was cute and oh so true!!
TODDLER RULES.
If it is on, I must turn it off.
If it is off, I must turn it on.
If it is folded, I must unfold it.
If it is a liquid, it must be shaken, then spilled.
If it is solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared.
If it is high, it must be reached.
If it is shelved, it must be removed.
If it is pointed, it must be run with at top speed .
If it has leaves, they must be picked.
If it is plugged, it must be unplugged.
If it is not trash, it must be thrown away.
If it is in the trash, it must be removed, inspected, and thrown on the floor .
If it is closed, it must be opened.
If it does not open, it must be screamed at.
If it has drawers, they must be rifled.
If it is a pencil, it must write on the refrigerator, monitor, or table .
If it is full, it will be more interesting emptied.
If it is empty, it will be more interesting full.
If it is a pile of dirt, it must be laid upon.
If it is stroller, it must under no circumstances be ridden in without protest. It must be pushed by me instead.
If it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon.
If Mommy's hands are full, I must be carried.
If Mommy is in a hurry and wants to carry me, I must walk alone.
If it is paper, it must be torn.
If it has buttons, they must be pressed.
If the volume is low, it must go high.
If it is toilet paper, it must be unrolled on the floor .
If it is a drawer, it must be pulled open.
If it is a tooth brush, it must be inserted into my mouth.
If it has a faucet, it must be turned on at full force.
If it is a phone , I must talk to it.
If it is a bug, it must be swallowed.
If it doesn't stay on my spoon, it must be dropped on the floor.
If it is not food, it must be tasted.
If it IS food, it must not be tasted.
If it is dry, it must be made wet with drool , milk, or toile t water .
If it is a car seat, it must be protested with arched back.
If it is Mommy, it must be hugged.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Toddler Rules
Posted by KrIStiN at 9:05 PM
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9 comments:
That is soooo true! I miss my toddlers. The time just flies. Your count down is on!! You are going to have a busy month! O canot wait to hear all abou tit!
That is the so perfect!!! Too bad they follow their own rules and not ours!!!
Toddlers are our future generation I guess they are just practicing ruling!
That is totally true!!! I think Bryce has done everyone of those!!!
YEAH for birthdays!!! oh..and new babies!!!
Sounds like I will have a lot to do!!!
That is too cute - and eerily true.
When is the big day???
That is so cute and SO true! They are funnly little guys, those toddlers!
Charlee was a big time momma's girl and I remember thinking that she was going to be really jealous. She kind of pulled away from me after the baby and wanted her dad more. Both of my girls really liked holding the baby, but only for a min and then they were done. They did, however, always want to feed her too. Since they couldn't, I had to keep my eye on them so they wouldn't put food in her mouth.
I really didn't have any big issues with jealousy, but I guess everyone is different. Hopefully your girls will adjust quickly...it seems like kids do.
I'm looking forward to hearing the big news. :)
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