Thursday, April 30, 2009

Just a few things!

I have lots of things to blog about and lots of picture to put on here, but something is majorly wrong with my computer, I have talked to about everybody I can, and nobody can find out what is wrong, so I am running in safe mode. I have pictures of Kaydree's blessing and just things going on with us. Before I forget it we were in Utah yesterday for dentists appointments and while we were driving, my girls always think it's fun to spit, and if they get mad they spit at each other, (attractive I know, they are always in trouble for it) well back to the story, We were driving and the sun was shining just right in the car and Kennadee starting spitting (not like Lugies(spelling), grose i know) anyway, I told said to her "Kennadee you better not be spitting or you're gonna be in trouble." She replies in a very fascinated voice "Mom, I'm not spitting I'm making sun bugs!!!" It was so cute, she thought her spit was bugs, cuz she could see it through the sun!!
And one last thing bout Kallie. We were visiting my parents and they have a ton of dandelions in their yard, Kallie kept forgetting what they were called, and she kept telling me to get her some more sun fuzzies. I couldn't figure out what she was meaning, and then she showed me the beautiful boquet of sun fuzzies in a paper cup out on the deck!
I also found this on one of my sister-in-laws sister in-laws blog (does that make sense) It's pretty funny, sometime you need something to make you laugh or lighten your day a bit.
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:- You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.-
Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.-
Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.-
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.-
And finally, be really nice to your family and friends, you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.

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